New indie PC game “Wanking Simulator” coming soon- that isn’t a typo
Described as a “masturbating chaos” game, Wanking Simulator is a first-person comedy game in which players control Winston Gay, a man out for revenge on his
girlfriend Alyssa Milano neighbors after being kicked from his home. How does Winston exact his vengeance? By running around the town, masturbating like mad in front of everyone you can find!
Wanking Simulator is intended purely for humor purposes, so you can’t ever give Winston the “happy ending” he’s searching for… that means you can’t blow a load on anyone. You can only beat your meat/tickle your pickle/choke your chicken endlessly with zero satisfaction.
Here’s the official take on Wanking Simulator from MrCiastku:
Welcome to Gay Bay, a town in which you need to take matter into your own hands
You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking – you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage etc. The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible before getting caught by the police and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused. You are free to go wherever you want, and destroy anything you want. Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as making gravity weaker, spawning a rifle in your panties, teleport etc.
Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilised man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring)
Unlockable abilities, such as teleport, or gravity switch
Sandbox Mode – customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, amount of NPCs etc.
Achievements & Global Leaderboard – upload your highscore and compete with other wankers
5 days cycle – each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
Try to cause as much property damage as you can before getting caught by the police
I’m sure there will be a healthy modding community around this one. Maybe we’ll see a change where Winston psychically impregnates everyone in front of whom he “wanks,” causing them to immediately balloon up and birth children as a “death” animation.
Or maybe we won’t.
Wanking Simulator is Publisher developed by MrCiastku and published by Ultimate Games S.A. It is scheduled for release in Q3 2019 via Steam.
Source: Niche Gamer